The following analysis of Oscar Bodies was submitted to me, by pretty reader Celeste, who has agreed to being published. Her analysis prompted me to laugh so hard that I cried. Fellow members of The Bulimic Mafia shall love it, too, undoubtedly. The Oscars are certainly old news, but Celeste’s raw, high-level, fashion-girl feedback is simply too perfect to keep as confidential. I hereby feed your craving. Because I know you want it. Bon Appétit, pretties! ;)
xo Nicole Marie Story
My favourite looks from the Oscars…
My favourite was hands down Naomi Watts, both on the red carpet and at the after-party.
Her body is PERFECT: Thin but not skeletal, toned. She also looks happy and radiant. Her dresses are risky and original, futuristic even. Her male accessory also happens to be the most handsome sexy guy in celeb world, IMO!
Followed by Salma Hayek: I usually think she’s fat and I hate huge boobs but this Alexander McQueen looked perfect on her.
Followed by Natalie Portman at the after-party. Natalie Portman can never go wrong in my books!
Followed by Lily Collins at the Vanity Fair bash.
Looks I hated.
Kelly Osborne: Too gaudy, too much going on… and I still can’t stomach her purple hair.
Giuliana Rancic: She looks so unwell to me. Hair is so thin and she looks weak, dress has too much draping for her tiny frame.
Anne Hathaway: She must be growing outher hair. It’s at that odd length where no styling manages to keep it put together. Dress is too straight up and down. She always wears the same silhouette BUT I loved her necklace worn front-to-back. P.S., SORRY I’m biased, I hate Anne Hathaway, I can’t help it. I can’t detach myself from the Disney good girl image I have of her.
Adele: Always wears the same kind of grandma dress.
Jennifer Anniston: Her body is wasted beneath those acres of fabric.
Kristen Stewart: A mess as usual, does not own a haiarbrush, her body has no waist.
HATED Heidi Klum’s look. Her boobs are hanging so low she’s soon going to step over them!
For those who said Reese looks fat… she’s just had a baby.
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