When a girl loses weight, she deserves a new, dazzling wardrobe!
Having lost five pounds, Gwendolyn’s tiny body mandated a pretty harness.
But to buy Purple?
Or Pink?
Fashionistas, we bought both!
In addition to a glamorous wardrobe, weight loss calls all of the boys to the yard!
So many options when a girl is thin!
The small boys.
And the big boys!
And I pick Sir Oscar.
He is my boyfriend!
What does Weight Loss do for you?
© Nicole Marie Story Enterprises, LLC and nicoleandgwendolyn.com, 2011 – 2013.
Hahaha. G looks super sweet in pink :)
But I don’t think Sir Oscar is into girls! :)
Ha ha ha! Did I pick a poor name for my beau?
When I think of Oscar, I think of Dorian Grey… and oh! He drove me wild!
Yeah, Dorian Gray is definitely sexy. I always like bad boys of literature:)
Gwendolyn is stunning in the pink.
I disagree on Dorian Grey—he was rather fickle and lacked substance. I could be remembering it wrong because it’s been years. But Oscar Wilde himself: a beautiful mind. Perhaps the fact that I am polar opposite on the two is a contradiction because many have suggested that Dorian Grey IS Oscar Wilde’s version of self.
Oh hell, I gave up on finishing my English Lit degree to pursue science, so I’ll be quiet now.
Omg I love this discussion!!! Am mobile, so please pardon the brevity of my reply. Honestly, I am SO attracted to George Sanders who played Lord Henry in the 1940s film adaptation (sanders as the man – not as his characters). I like his manly presence. I like his aesthetic. I like his speech. His Lord Henry character was shady – so I do not fancy that so much (and it’s not reality anyway, so why would I?). But the 1940s film Dorian? Too skinny and childlike for me (I like older men). But I identify with his desire for eternal beauty (film and book version). And I identify with the manipulating people with regard to sex for power and control. That’s how I formally operated (with my ex, Sir Henry and the others – not the preset man).. I believe that Dorian did that with his cousin (ironically Lady Gwendolyn). And I read Dorian AFTER adopting Gwendolyn which is why I always say that I think like a literary genius because we both created the same character name. (My Gwendolyn is formally known as Lady Gwendolyn Marie Story). Okay! Now I forget what we were discussing. :D but I think Dorian’s an excellent piece for anyone with narcissistic obsessive compulsiveness / ED to read bc it’s a fantastic forecasting of the downfall which such state of being can bring. Mwah!
I haven’t seen the films. Sounds like I need to, though. Maybe I’ll have better insight.
What a blessing your “child” is human and not canine.
Still, I’m sorry for Gwendolyn. She doesn’t deserve such an insecure, insensitive mother.
What does this mean?
Yikes. Please get help.
What about my expression has not pleased you, Kat?
I am not Kat, but I thought I might share what about your expression has not pleased me – I dislike the notion that losing weight makes you deserve a new wardrobe, I dislike the notion that losing weight makes you more attractive and I dislike the notion that being thin gives you the opportunity to “choose” which boy you take.
I know this post was supposed to be funny (and it was, in some way), but what you say is problematic.
And I should be silenced because you find my views as problematic?
Of course you shouldn’t be silenced, I just think you should try reconsidering your idea of weight loss.
Is weight loss always good? Does it always make you more attractive? Is getting new clothes always positive?
I have to admit that losing weight makes me feel good, if only for a moment. It’s a crazy mix of “YEAH, five pounds less! Less fat! Less body! Less ME! ” and “Fuck, what if my family notices? What if I get sectioned? What if I get a feeding tube and they force me to get fat?”.
I am convinced I was more attractive before I got to the size I am right now. I had more life inside me, I was healthier and happier. Miserable wrecks aren’t attractive, not even if they are skinny.
And buying new clothes is annoying and even scary because I know my mother will, of course, comment on the new, even smaller than before size.
This is your blog and of course it’s your right to express yourself, but this post creates a very one-dimensional idea of weight loss and thinness. Maybe it wouldn’t make me feel so weird if you hadn’t included pictures of the adorable Gwendolyn – animals make me so sentimental.
NicoleAndGwendolyn.com is a place where persons can discuss their health with those who relate.
I don’t seek advice on how to change my belief system.
I love thin.
I hate fat.
So I write about it.
It’s that simple.
Thank you for your kind comments on Gwendolyn.
Not silenced. Challenged. It’s not right to do this to an animal. She deserves your attention regardless of her size.
Worry about your own body. You walk many miles a day, do long yoga sessions, eat very little and you still say you are fat. Either you are binging or are actually skinny and have become anorexic. Anyone else would have long achieved your goal.
Oh?
So I’ve only showed my dog attention as of recently?
What do you make of The Adventures of Gwendolyn?
Thanks for your dumb feedback. ;)
She’s so cute! And the Rottweiler is precious, too. We love our Rott!
Your comment makes me smile!!! :D woof woof!
I’m confused about why Gwen had to lose weight? You’ve always said the vet told you she was at a healthy weight. Why the need for weight loss? Please don’t tell me it was aesthetic, she’s a freaking dog.
Totally aesthetic. I want her to be the Victoria Beckham of canines, duh! ;) xo
Obviously a bait reply. You say you don’t want the trolls, but then you go and chum the water.
And I churned you like butter, baby ;)
Negative. I only pointed out that it WAS a bait comment, just in case anyone else felt the need to bite.
Why do you read my blog?
Before I begin, I would like to point out that several times I have asked you logical, well-thought-out questions and have been told I am fat in response. However, I’ll try to answer this one. I read because it’s fascinating, though probably not in the way that you wish it to be, or the way that you think it is. I find your all-encompassing obsession with food / aesthetics disconcerting, and I think part of me keeps hoping that one day you will have more of a balanced life. I’ve also realized that your thinking tends to be cyclical – you’ll go from feeling on top of the world, to feeling disgusting, to inventing a new “Project X”…and then it begins again. Your vitriolic hatred of readers who disagree with you or point out your contradictions ebbs and flows depending on which part of the cycle you are in. The defense mechanisms that you have in place make me feel quite sad for you; you must hurt inside because people that are not hurting do not lash out at others that way. I can’t decide if you really, earnestly believe that your life is perfect, or if you know deep-down that there is more to living than obsessing over food and fat. As an individual who majored in Psychology, I also find the bits about how mental illness doesn’t exist quite intriguing (and frustrating). I could ramble on and on, but that’s really the gist of it – your blog is almost a case study come to life. That may sound harshly voyeuristic, but I really do hope that you are able to build a more fulfilling life sometime in the future. One in which your happiness is based more on the people in your life than on the size of your pants.
Love! Love! Love!
Thank you for this kind reply.
And for your readership
For the record, I love everything about my life. So damn much!
It’s so full! In fact, as I type this reply on my mobile, I am thinking about my different sources of revenue and where they presently stand, I am thinking about my sister, my boyfriend, about a June 2014 holiday with my family and of where my abs need to be for it… Oh yes, and lunch! Nom nom nom :D
I’m happy that others are studying me.
I want to inspire!!!!!!!!! To create emotional entry into my readers! And to catalyse discussion! Pat me on the back.
Nicole has officially jumped the shark.
My blog? Or me as a person?
Random question totally unrelated to this post. Are you the youngest of your sisters?
I am the oldest of my biological sisters.
Last time I was in Paris, I kissed Oscar Wilde’s tomb while wearing red lipstick. True story.
OMG you haven’t commented in so long! Have missed you! And now I’m visiting Nordstrom.com to buy some Rouge Noir which I’ll wear to kiss my boyfriend. ;)
I’ve been lurking this whole time. (: I’m particular to the purple harness on Gwen.
Assuming you are from France, without checking your IP, I frequently notice in my blog statistics that I have earned several French readers; and I hoped that you still existed amongst them!!! Yay!!! :):):) – I like the purple harness, too, because it’s very February, my favourite month! Thank you for commenting. Made my night!
Aw, I’m flattered. (: I studied in Montreal and lived/worked in France for some time. I’m originally from Seattle, but I’m currently exiled to Dallas until the end of May. Then, who knows where I’ll end up!
I’ll leave you with two of my favorite Wilde quotes:
“Life is too important to be taken seriously.”
“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”
So powerful!!!
Three of my favourites:
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.
A man who does not think for himself does not think at all.
x x x
LOve this!! Bahah so cute!! Gmoney looks like a goddess with that tiny new bod! Those boys can smell her sexual-ness and flock they do!! I love feeling thin, because I can wear tight pants and not worry about my ass sagging to the floor! Plus when other people stare, yeah…that’s good.
I just sounded soo effing conceded hahaha. Owell.
Because you are conceited! Rightfully earned. ;)
The baby girl looks vibrant! I love and miss you two! Xoxo.
Gwendolyn misses her Auntie Stephie!!!
Just one more month! And she’ll be so pretty and clean for vous! xoxoxo
That Rottie is a stunner. I love big dogs.
Though I hope you know your boyfriend is gay? And was imprisoned for it if I remember correctly. It’s been a looong time since I did English.
weight loss hasn’t brought me anything nice yet :(, my hair is thinner, but my nails are also splitting, peeling and breaking. I do get to buy new jeans every once in a while or they end up around my ankles. I don’t get to wear short shorts or tight clothes like the other thin girls here, too much wobble and rolls and ick :(. Maybe when I lose more weight right?
Even during my BP days, there were moments of thinness. BUT, I always wore a tight size 2 at the smallest. Nothing peeled off that chub like did yoga. For real! Power yoga. And you will fit into those size zero J.Crew shorts in a New York minute. ;)
Maybe. Though I think my bone structure may be too large in places. I know my ribcage will never get any smaller, so tops smaller than a UK 8 (US 4 I think, or 6, not sure) will never fit without some serious plastic surgery.
I love your attitude. Three cheers for being thin:)
hmm weight loss. I lost about 15 lb in the past year due to changing the nature of the foods I was eating (no more processed foods), and I also upped my food intake by about 300 calories a day. That caused the weight loss. Cool, eh. How do I feel about my current skinny state? Hmm, it does not make me “happy” per se. It’s just one less thing to worry about, but there are so so so many other things that I worry about. (I am working on it.) So in a way I live with a check-list and skinny is off the list, but a ton of other stuff is still on it, or just got added to it lol. So there is no time to enjoy skinny, really. It’s just that I can at least go about my day wearing whatever the h* I want in the world, but that is not the ultimate happiness. Just utilitarian stuff.
Your posts definitely make me think. ;) I love you!
Francoise
Oh man! Sounds like our brains absolutely think similarly. I don’t, per se, worry. I simply go go go! And I put passion into everything! SO right now, with being unsatisfied in the body department, it’s taking energy away that could be focused on the blog and Canine Sophisticate. But because of you girls and these conversations, I ignore the body piece a whole lot more. As you said, with yoga and a clean diet, I’ll wake up one morning and be wowed by my reflection. :D I love you! xo
Haha! Cute!
Perfect comment. :D
This comment may belong under your “Nothing Tastes as Good as Skinny Feels” post, but anyway … I definitely agree that there are benefits to having a slim, but healthy figure. Many rewards, if you will. But what I don’t hear many women talking honestly about is that to have that slim figure, it requires overriding feelings of hunger. At least that’s always been true for me. In weight loss mode, I have always had to deal with some amount of hunger — either eating a filling breakfast and being hungry at night, or eating light all day and being hungry and saving my filling meals for the evening. OR, trying to pace out my meals and then always being a little bit hungry all the time. And, yes, after I lose the weight, my body adjusts to the new caloric level and I don’t feel as hungry, but that takes a few weeks or months for adjustment.
And I don’t know about these folks who say they eat the exact same things every day because honestly, what kind of social life can you have with that strategy? Friends want to go for dinner and drinks so there’s always the element of working around those events.
Anyhow, I guess I’m just rambling. But to me being slender *should* have rewards because it’s so much more effort than being curvier.
Hi Alice!
Just wanted to reply to you. I am very thin yet I am not hungry and I eat copious amounts of food, probably between 2100 and 2250 calories every day, never less even when ill. Of course I do work out a good amount, about 11 hours/week, but as long as my calorie count sustains the effort and I get my period and have loads of energy and am healthy, who should have a problem with that. :) I do think (my own belief) that we’re all supposed to “look” efficient (in my mind that means lean, because that’s the most efficient), but for various psychological reasons and society beliefs, many of us don’t look that way. Yet, I have seen time and time again people who were not thin before become thin because of a mind set change. Once the focus on food shifts, a lot of people lose a lot of weight. The body does not do well under intense scrutiny. In my case, the intense focus on the body was an absolute disaster, and I had to change my mindset or I would have lost my mind.
I do think being slender requires effort, but mostly when you also want to have lean muscle, because that implies that you practice clean eating almost 7 days a week. and that of course means that you separate yourself from going to restaurants with friends etc and that you make yourself a little bit of an obssessed person. I am definitely struggling with that. Definitely. How to reach this strict aesthetic that requires a lot of daily effort while continuing to live a social life. I don’t have the answer. I think the best may be to find like-minded people who understand and share your aesthetic ideal and can become your companions in that journey. Just have to make sure that you don’t forget that ultimately, ultimately, your body is just material and not the important part of you AT ALL.
Francoise
Thank you for this reply. Everyone’s body is different, which is so important to keep in mind. I can generally lose weight on 1800 to 2000 calories, and this is only with exercising about 30 minutes a day. But the changing of the mindset is the most important thing, I agree. I suppose that my point was that in the process of shifting the mind away from food, there will be those moments of dealing with hunger — and needing to override that and shift the mind.
And, yes, the balance portion of staying healthy and true to the system of eating, drinking and living that works while still making room to accommodate a social life and friends and experiences that don’t fit into the rigid routine is an ongoing quest :-)
I love the balance you seem to have found. Obviously eating clean is best for you regardless of if you’re trying to lose, gain, or maintain weight. Ditto we should all be exercising. Easier said than done and clearly you have more discipline to do this than I do.
But I like that you have the perspective that your body is not “who you are” I very much feel the same, we are so much more than bodies. :)
@Alice, Oh my goodness!!!!!!!!! I moderated your comment without reading it because I wasn’t at my computer and simply knew that you’d say something compelling, making me want to BE at a computer. But now I am, and I was right! OMG. So for me, feelings of “hunger” are far and few between. Well let me explain. During bulimia, I was so very unsuccessful at restriction that I never had the chance to feel hungry. Even after the vomiting and laxative activations, I’d be like, “Go me! My body’s empty!” But my stomach never grumbled, and I was never truly hungry. I was still “hungover.” Only about one year after ending my bulimia did I hear my stomach growl for the first time in over a decade. I wanted to fucking cry. I got really emotional. I was in the forest, walking with Gwendolyn. And we just sat down, and I thanked her so much for giving me that. Since then, I’ve been a little iffy with my food, so I’ve kept myself more nourished than I want for myself, so I haven’t felt that grumble until, actually, this week. So busy with business, I’ve literally had NO time to stop for food. (yay!) But, I do tend to hold my calories to the end of the day. That way, I can go buck wild and enjoy my consumption, knowing that I have a bank available. If I don’t have a bank, then I get cranky and angry and I’m not a pleasant person whatsoever. I am so excited for tonight’s dinner. Perhaps I’ll snap photographs for my blog friends. Thank you for making me think. You always do. xoxoxo
Gwendolyn looks so gorgeous in both :)
I know, doesn’t she? ;) I am narcissistic on behalf of Gwendolyn although she does prance around like the Queen of England, so I’m certain that people get that impression of her anyway. :D
You turned Oscar Wilde Straight! I’m impressed.
Oh honey, I can turn any man straight. ;)
Gay men do like fatties, so, you might have a chance.
Wow. And you reported that your sister was fucked up. Nice way to mask your insecurities.. ;)
Am I wrong?
Scratch that…. I think he was bi, so yeah.. fair game to claim him as your boyfriend..
I’ll help you think this through. I do appreciate the fact that you replied to my “SadPuppyEyes” comment with an honest request for assistance instead of a snarky seventh sixteen year old comment that doesn’t do any credit to your intelligence.
You are rejoicing at your dog losing weight when she DIDN’T NEED TO. Wanting your dog to fulfill a certain aesthetic beyond simply “healthy” is pretty egotistical and selfish given YOU are in control of HER diet. “You’re saying ohhhhh look how great she did, she lost the weight!” When actually, YOU MADE HER lose weight. You controlled her food portions. You supervise her daily forced excursions. Her lower weight, and your thinly veiled creepy gloating, reflect the fact that your wants and preferences take precedence over everyone else’s.
Is there any reason to believe you would not make it VERY clear to your (we’re talking about humans now) daughter that you would find her more pleasing, deserving of happiness and pleasure, and your love, when she was thinner? If there is such a reason, you haven’t given evidence to support it, anecdotal or otherwise. Which is fine, you don’t need to be that kind of a person. Just don’t kid yourself into thinking that clients are going to read this and be impressed by your fabled superior care taking abilities.
Are you a professional moron?
Hahahaha!
GOMI. ;)
Intelligent questions and concerns are ridiculed here.
I guess if she harms her dogs, it’s on her conscience.
Harms? Are you fucking real?
What did you NOT comprehend about her Wellness Exam Report?
LOL.
PS Anick, I was in Buffalo on Sunday night. Specifically Corfu.
I thought to myself, “I’m in the same city as that bitch. And it’s every bit as boring as exists her commentary.” ;)
Corfu is nowhere near Buffalo.
I’m so ashamed for you now that you’ve become a full blown anorexic. The way you treat your dog is heartbreaking. I was hoping to see a change in you, but still, no pictures. No responsibilty. nothing. Either you are eating large quantities of food or are in fact skinny and your anorexic tendencies are destroying your perception.
And, you live in Pittsburgh. It’s Pennsylvania. That city is a drag. Pennsylvania is Not France. Not New York City. I actually lived there for years, and you would be eaten alive.
You’re ashamed for moi?
Awww, thank you, anorexic Anick! ;)
xo
**I intended the first paragraph to contain the phrase:
Snarky seventh grader, or
Snarky sixteen year old.
Take your pick, I couldn’t decide which I thought was more fitting at the time and didn’t bother editing.
I would feel distraught about not measuring up to my oh-so rigorous (yet fabulous! Pretty! Thin and clean! And aesthetic!) self-imposed standards for writing, but you see…
I’ve actually learned how to let go, and be imperfect, while still striving to better myself and be successful.
I sincerely, truly wish the same for you. One sign of progress would be stopping your manipulation of Gwendolyn.
I appreciate your wishes, Disney Princess.
Which Disney Princess are you Nicole? Is there a fat, crazy one that answers questions with obscenities and riddles, pretends to be french but lives in the middle of Pennsylvania? Is there one who obsesses over her dogs waist line?
Because you would be that one.
The Nicole Marie Story princess.
Precisely how jealous are you of this divine giselle?
NMS is my favorite Disney princess, well, EVER! :D
They should create a Disney Princess based off of NicoleAndGwendolyn. All of the little girls will want to buy my doll. :)
Moi? You talk like Miss Piggy.
What a poser. You are from Pennsylvania. Weirdo.
Cities don’t eat you alive. Some of the most mediocre people I know happen to live and work in NYC. Perfectly nice folks but nothing special.
To save time and reply to another comment about “how do you eat the same things every day”–I do that. The way I do it is, I allow myself to eat restaurant food when I’m out with friends. I’m a working mom and I eat at home most days, so going out is not a frequent occurrence. I guess if you are younger and more of a social type it’s harder to do. I also am pretty good at having only a little food when I go out and concentrating more on alcohol.
Sunday afternoon martini in hand, I thank you tremendously for your defense. I love it. xo
I agree with you Wendy, 100%…the most boring people I know live in NYC.
I am a Los Angeles native. We have a startling amount of fat, ugly, and boring people here, contrary to what one might perceive from popular culture. In fact, the fat, ugly and boring people are probably the more interesting ones out here.
Ha ha! I love to people watch. New York is the most amazing place for that. When we traveled to NY for Gwendolyn’s birthday in 2011, we sat upon the steps of Madison Square Garden, watching the passerby, en route to work between 6 and 9am. It was one of my favourite moments in the history of my life. I know – boring! :D
You CAN be “eaten alive” in L.A. if you are attempting a career in the entertainment industry, but that is strictly on a career level. Aside from that, quite idiotic people flourish in dumb unexciting jobs and get laid. NYC is no different; please do not attempt to convince me it’s more cerebral, the town is filled with moronic transplants as is my own hallowed homeland.
Point taken. Fat people have sex, too. But not this girl. Sex only happens when I feel fabulous. And only me matters. Not the fat people. ;)
This is officially a pro-anorexic website. Your Facebook page has you classified as “health and wellness.” There is nothing healthy or well about anything written here. Perhaps this would be better classified as “lifestyle”.
(At first I thought the comment about your dog having a small waist was a joke, but you appear to be serious. Poor dog.)
OMG, so you belong to that panel which classifies blogs as ‘Pro Ana’ or ‘Lifestyle’?!
I am so pleased that you have decided to classify mine!!! To what do I owe this honour?!
Sounds like you’d also work well with the authors of the DSM!!! Will you be asking for a job? Seriously, I’ll totally write you a recommendation.
Actually I was telling you that YOU have your Facebook classified as Health and Wellness. This doesn’t seem to fit your agenda. I didn’t think what I had explained was that hard to follow.
OH! So you are the jurisdicting party on what is ‘health’ in this socialistic country?
Thank fucking god I’m now aware!
I shall come to you, instead of to wikipedia, in the future.
Thanks, Anick! ;)
So you are going to continue to claim you are a health and wellness blog then? You cant logically answer a question to save your life. You are a scam artist.
Please stop pulling your poor dog into your mental illness. Poor thing.
(((LOL – all the F bombs. You are pretty flustered.)))
Thank you for the analysis, drunk Anick. ;) xo
Please make actual sense. And stop projecting you alcoholism, eating disorders and animal abuse on me.
Your retorts are hilariously immature.
To match your commentary, dahling. ;)
I don’t need recommendations from animal abusers.
Still mad that I had sex with your husband, eh? Get over it.
I have no idea what you are talking about. You are just raging mad aren’t you freak show?
Your delusions give me the creeps.
You religiously read something that provides you with the creeps? Ew! Creepy! ;) xo
It’s the same way you read Missy and Fiona’s blogs religiously. Yeah, it’s all over GOMI. You have a lot of haters. Lol
Well, I’ll check back in a few weeks and see if you are still fat and crazy. I already know what the answer will be.
You are too fat for my husband. He might buy you some plastic surgery to fix your huge chin. He gives to charity cases quite frequently.
Check your credit cards, Anick. ;)
xo
Makes no sense. Again. Well, you’re boring me more than usual.
Please stop projecting your mental illness on your dog. See ya later freak show… I’ll check in to read about how you destroy your relationship with the new Craiglist bf.
Tell us why you’re really here.
Don’t blame it on your “sister” any longer.
She already did. That didn’t last very long. Guess he must read here too.
I doubt you are married ProAna, and if you are, you are a child bride (which means you have about 40% chance of staying married) or a drunk weirdo because your comments read like a 17 – 22 year old. But I beg of you, please continue to post here because you remind me why I’m glad to be an OMG 40 year old and waaaayyyy past the horrible 20-something stage. Wouldn’t go back if I could and you are a prime example of why not :)
LOL! This is the Anick that you accused of being a drunk several months ago. Claims to have an Ana sister. Such a bitch!
Anick, what the fuck? There is no way that calling Nicole fat is helpful. If you can’t stop yourself coming here, do you also have to be vicious?
She’s a really mean person!
More to her story than what she claims.
Wow… Trolls are in full force.
My dog (a shih tzu) gets ridiculed for being too thin while in fact he is at the healthiest weight possible for his breed (according to our vet) and I always have food available to him. He just grazes. Small breeds are not supposed to look like ottomans, people!!!!!! I can’t believe all the people accusing you of abuse. Abuse to me is dog dying of heart problems because he/she is so fat. No matter what you post, somebody will find something to hate on.
Ironically, I found your blog through GOMI. They give you tons of traffic. Oh, the irony.
I love Zeus!!!!!!!!!
And believe me, Primal Raw is not light on the purse strings. Like your vet says about Zeus, mine says that Gwendolyn is perfect. She should not gain or lose. I am so pleased with what we’ve accomplished. Like me, she’d eat all day, if she could. Controlling her intake was very hard – but SO worth it. :)
Why did Gwendolyn have to lose weight?
Alana, So sorry for the tardy reply! Your comment fielded to spam, and I just recovered it. The doctors have always told me to keep her at 25 pounds. But she’s been 33 for years. Of course, weight, or rather, the actual number, means nothing. What matters is that her tummy is tucked, and her waistline is gorgeous (by gorgeous, I mean defined). The doctor is very pleased with her aesthetics, and I am, too!
Does the dog need to lose weight? It happens. Pets can get really overweight if you aren’t careful.
I have a fat dog. He loves to eat and he became diabetic because we let him become too chubby. He’s doing OK now, but he did have to go on a diet! My other dog maintains his weight naturally and doesn’t overeat. Weird how they are like people in that respect–they all have their own little habits.
“They all have their own little habits.”
The most prolific statement rendered at my blog for quite some time.
From the beginning, I focused on Gwendolyn’s health.
And it was only until about mid of 2012 that I slashed her Nature’s Variety kibble. In fact, I switched her whole raw diet from Nature’s Variety to Primal. And THAT made all of the difference. Primal is organic which supposedly is healthier. But from a scientific composition perspective, my dog thrives on Atkin’s. I do, too.
So fuck the haters. Fuck the carb loaders.
I’ll slash my carbs. And my dog’s, too. :) xo
…that you called me a Disney Princess…
…that you called me a professional anything…
…that you consider me snarky enough for GOMI.
In reality, I’m younger than you, have money in the bank rather than having debt yet am paying my way through school. I’m a student, not a professional. And the thing is, I can actually right about what moves me or makes me glad and have it applauded. The posts that get attention and make you money, conversely, are all cheap drama. Very sad cheap drama, but tacky and unrefined nonetheless.
I want to be kind to you. I wish you could see how much you’re still wasting with your eating disorder. I still have one too. I “manage” but aren’t striving for perfection in terms of recovery.
You might not still be throwing up food, but you ARE throwing your talent out the window into a muddle puddle of immaturity. And you’re tragically drowning in that pool of mud, calling it a gorgeous skin treatment so luxurious and vogue OMG!
I am so happy that you are flattered!
It’s always nice to make someone’s day.
And I have zero debt, for the record.
Mwah!… time for a gorgeous mud mask. ;)
I am fascinated with the fascination with youth from your commenters. “I’m younger than you.” As a middle-aged hag, I find this sort of brag insanely amusing. Tip: You will always be younger than someone. It holds no value.
Laughing wickedly:)
**write, not right. I blame autocorrect not being glamorous and also your pretty blog alas, not being quite pretty enough to be worth proofreading.
Thank you for submitting such a gorgeous correction to your error!