With great pleasure, I announce that NicoleAndGwendolyn.com has been Black Listed from the dazzling WIAW Blog Parties. The writer and publisher of the oh-so-glamorous blog, fashionably known as ‘Peas and Crayons‘, is famous for hosting these gorgeous, weekly ‘Hug Your Veggies and Write Romantic Stories About Them’ social networking galas. This publisher has exercised the liberty of deleting my creatively written submissions without explanation, furthermore without regard to my questioning on the mystery!
My only suspicion is that my refusal to subscribe to the la-la-la smile and pretend to be the standard ‘healthy’ socialist school of thought was a turn-off? Perhaps I write too much about thinspiration for the chubby publisher’s taste? Former Bulimics who manage their consumption like a business are not allowed to attend the party? Is my philosophy too intimidating? Or perhaps she isn’t a fan of Gwendolyn’s pictures? That sucks!
Whatever is the case, of the hundred or so weekly submissions by other bloggers, I am so flattered to have been weeded out. Because I am a weed. A wild flower. I come and go as I please. I do what I want. How I want. And when I want. But I always follow the rules. It seems that despite her June Cleaver persona, our fatty at Peas and Crayons has not played very nicely.
Therefore, I shall host my own galas, moving forward. The kind that do not discriminate. The kind that are honest, raw, and accepting of individuality with regard to every piece of the human, including consumption philosophy. If I want to restrict, I shall. If I want to indulge, I shall. Nobody should be labeled because of their differences. And nobody, ahem WIAW party goers, should pretend to be veggie loving whores, just to be accepted to a lame party. One must find a party in which one truly fits. Do you fit at the WIAW? I don’t, any longer. Because it is a socialist organisation against persons who think rationally. NicoleAndGwendolyn.com is for the wild flowers, not for the fake bakers. At NicoleAndGwendolyn.com, we are the Violets and the Dandelions.
Thank you for reading this article. Please, enjoy viewing photographs of select dishes from my pretty week of consumption.
What do you think of my Black List membership?
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